Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it’s tumblr posts
“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”
“Do you like the color of the sky?”
“Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?”
“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”
“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”
“Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn’t be eating? How about chocolate fondue?”
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant
