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My dreams haven’t really been subtle lately.

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charlesoberonn:

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frescopino:

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valentineish:

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sunw00d:

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moonimbued:

charlesoberonn:

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That’s not a shell, it’s a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let’s split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won’t walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

This is all the worst and best parts of being a GM. Thanks OP. You did a great job.

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april:

when you pick something up with your feet? monkey momence

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sunlian:

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

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ominous-signs:

rigjuice:

aqueerkettleofish:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

irlwakko:

ri-rawr-isnt-ok:

irlwakko:

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It’s water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

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Official ominous signs

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Anonymous asked:

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

#the shadow on the ground showing its actually in the game is the best part

it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees

worlds-leading-gnome-expert:

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kimjunnoodle:

Is it… Madonna?

It’s…Madonna.

luckydragon10:

HERE COMES THE BOOP TRAIN!

Originally posted by manthakinz

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notamamiboye:

Happy April Fools 2024

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